32 Funniest Memes and Tweets for Women With Higher Dating Standards Now

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elina lee
Oct 30, 2023 3:00 PM EDT

We go through all sorts of phases and experiences throughout our dating journeys. Every relationship, connection, and yes, even situationship contributes to our personal growth and understanding of what we truly want in a relationship. While many of these phases lead to heartbreak, confusion, and disappointment, they ultimately lead us to a better place, one where we have higher standards and expectations in our quest for connection. 

In our youth, we don't really know what we want. We experiment with different personalities and lifestyles, learning from both successful and failed relationships. These phases help us realize our own values and preferences, think of it as refining the blueprint for your ideal partner. 

As we mature and gain experience, we become more picky and alert. We begin to recognize red flags and deal-breakers from a mile away. We may have overlooked these things in the past, but not anymore. And let this be the takeaway, treat every relationship as a lesson learned and learn from your mistakes.

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  • 01
    Hairstyle - Me: I don't need no man Also me: Need to find my soulmate It's true. I've been dating since I was 15, I'm exhausted. Where is he?
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    Font - emily @fwemilyrenee Today I learned about #Breadcrumbing 9:24 PM urbandictionary.com ●●● Verizon 2 23% ( 3,4 y f> 3 Bread Crumbing D Also known as "Hansel and Gretelling" When a guy or girl gives someone just enough attention to keep their hope of a relationship alive.
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    Glasses - toriceratops: utmostidiocy: Oxford Dictionary in the streets. Urban Dictionary in the sheets. Source: utmostidiocy
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    Organism - Bolu Babalola boluberry Babs being attracted to men is so embarrassing, the bar is so low, we're like "and when i talk he listens ||
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    Water - me men who need therapists
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    Font - Brît ✩✩✩ @buurlz You deserve someone who thinks you're too important to lose.
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    Font - DRUNK BETCH drunkbetch I'm no longer dating. If you're interested in me I need a 500 word essay on how you will not waste my time.
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    Purple - My 3 best friends watching me fail at the game of dating
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    Font - Em Treasure @emtreas Ladies, imagine this. It's 15 years from now, and you have no kids. You're the cool wine aunt that occasionally comes back to the country for a brief visit before leaving for another long, exotic vacation. You have no commitments, and a suspicious amount of money. V
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    Purple - RELATIONSHIP STATUS: SINGLE TAKEN IDK CURSED OR SOMETHING
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    Font - rm @FendiWiilliams Very rude of my boyfriend to not exist
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    Font - imma start telling guys "i know a spot" then drop them off at a therapist
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    Font - - A.R. Moxon (read pinned tweet) @JuliusGoat Meet me in the middle, says the unjust man. You take a step toward him. He takes a step back. Meet me in the middle, says the unjust man. Beware of requests for compromise when you are asking for justice and the other side is asking for consent to continue.
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    Font - mads @madddiexo i love when guys on dating apps ask "how is a gorgeous girl like you single" I'm mentally ill, brandon
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    Font - One day you will meet someone who loves you exactly as you are, and gradually discover that they are mentally ill
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    Font - < Clark Coffel Sep 12 Dating is just wondering why someone is single, then figuring it out.
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    Font - Alternative responses to "I love you" • Who doesn't • I know • Thanks ● ● ● A horrible decision, really Why *laughs nervously* *laughs hysterically* YEET I'm sorry *finger guns*
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    Font - t You Retweeted maison in hollis @maisonshouting It is with a heavy heart and great sadness that I must announce that I am still attracted to men 5:49 pm 18 Dec 17 4,703 Retweets 13.6K Likes
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    Forehead - When I'm making up scenarios in my head and I take it too far and hurt my own feelings
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    Font - i wonder what it's like to like date someone and know their family and go over their house whenever you want and sleep over whenever you want and what it's like to have their family absolutely love you as if you were their own and just yeah what's that like. i just wonder what it's like to date someone
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    Product - cerolinda I'm off to fight God does anyone want anything? cerolinda Sorry everyone, God didn't drop anything worthwhile, only soup. cerolinda What do you mean there is ONLY SOUP vanrinnrinn It means he only DROPPED SOUP kiryma Well get out of the INCREASED SOUP DROP RATE universe cerolinda ALRIGHT YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHOUT AT ME, I'LL GO KILL ANOTHER GOD
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    Font - cerolinda The other God ALSO dropped soup???? spinyax what do you mean the other god also dropped soup??????? cerolinda It means I killed him and he only dropped soup! zistie GO INTO THE NEXT UNIVERSE cerolinda NO MATTER HOW MUCH I TRY TO FARM FOR RARE ITEMS, THE GODS KEEP DROPPING SOUP! cerolinda WHERE ARE YOU?!! exceterust
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    Organism - I don't like being told what to do unless I'm naked. someecards user card
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    Font - GUYS LIKE GIRLS THAT CAN TAKE CHARGE. ASK HIM OUT, PLAN A DATE, TAKE SOME HOSTAGES. OVERTHROW A GOVERNMENT. BURN DOWN HIS EX'S HOUSE, MAYBE BUY HIM A PUPPY. @REBEL CIRCUS
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    Font - sluttypuffin Slutty Puffin @sluttypuffin Ghosting: When a person cuts you off completely with no explanation Caspering: A friendly ghost, when both parties know it's not going to work out so they mutually ignore each other A Haunted House: When two or more people who ghosted you are at the same function
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    Font - dialtotheright: my roommate wants to name her child Lilith and so I told her that was the name of a demon and she didn't believe me so I did some research and found out that in some religious mythology Lilith was Adam's first wife and basically she was killed/banished because she said she was equal to Adam and refused to submit to him now we're fighting over who gets to name their daughter Lilith. It's a race to get knocked up. Source: dialtotheright 51,652 notes tl
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    Sky - Call me boring but i want a simple wedding. No fancy hall, no expensive dress, no food, no guest, no husband
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    Font - 875 r/DecidingToBeBetter-Posted by u/miksemouse03 4 days ago I took myself on a date last night Story) Before we took a break from our relationship I was always afraid that I would be miserable without him after being inseperable for 4 years and 10 months. Fortunately I was wrong. I decided first I was gonna go for a stroll around at that books sale near where I work and maybe get some books for myself. If I were with him that time I would've worried about taking too long choosing which t
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    Ecoregion - me: is fine being single, understands i am still capable of love, is in no rush, doesn't like relationships that much stupid brain: i never wanted to hold a hand SO BAD in my entire life never I SWEAR
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    Glasses - Listen to Bob. Name: St. Clair Nursing Center Bob Age: 91 Advice for the younger generation: Find someone to love, and keep on Loving them.
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    Tire - zed
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    Font - "Raising a child is like taking care of someone who's on way too many shrooms, while you yourself are on a moderate amount of shrooms. I am not confident in my decisions, but I know you should not be eating a mousepad." - Ron Funches (via lazybookreviews) I CAN'T EMPHASISE ENOUGH HOW ACCURATE THIS IS.
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